WRITTEN BY
Vince Gilligan
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John Shiban
&
Frank Spotnitz
DIRECTED BY
Bryan Spicer
AIRED ON
May 11, 2001
RUNTIME
45 minutes
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SUMMARY
The trio becomes entangled in a complex case involving Yves, a mysterious and enigmatic woman with ties to a shadowy intelligence network. When Yves seeks the Lone Gunmen's help to expose a covert operation that involves stolen government secrets, they are drawn into a high-stakes game of espionage and deception. As Byers, Langly, and Frohike dig deeper, they unravel a conspiracy that connects Yves to a larger, more dangerous plot involving a powerful and elusive organization. The episode blends suspense with intrigue as the Lone Gunmen navigate the treacherous world of espionage, uncovering hidden truths and confronting formidable adversaries in their quest for justice.
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BEHIND THE SCENES
- The episode was never continued as the series was canceled. The Gilnitz later wrote The X-Files episode "Jump the Shark" to serve as a conclusion.
- The scene with Mulder and Jimmy was the one and only scene of the series that was filmed in Los Angeles rather than Vancouver, between 2 scenes of The X-Files season 8.
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Who is Yves ?
Written by
Vivi on 2018-05-10
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A really good episode. For the fan of X FILES, you can see Morris Fletcher and Mulder. You discover that Yves and Mulder are in touch ... This episode is focused on Yves. Nice work.
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Better but unoriginal
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Pike on 2018-06-23
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OH, THE IRONY
The episode is ironically much better than the previous ones, and that's actually a problem. Because it is not better by trying to be original, it is better by simply trying to emulate an X-Files episode based on the Lone Gunmen. That's the irony. That's the reason why the spin-off is pointless. It serves no purpose, whatsoever.
FOX MULDER
The appearance of Fox Mulder, portrayed by David Duchovny, is horrible. Horrendous. Stupid. Extremely badly executed. The music when he appears is literally horrible. I mean truly, truly horrible. Mark Snow utilizes the title music of The X-Files in the worst of ways. The same way the sound cue will be used in the movie The X-Files: I Want to Believe, when we get to see the picture frame of George W. Bush.
SUMMARY
A better but still bad episode. I give it 3 out of 10. Also, the cliffhanger is totally uninspiring and uninteresting.
TRANSCRIPT
SCENE 1
GEORGETOWN PLAZA HOTEL
WASHINGTON DC
A very pleasant lowlit bar Gentle piano music is being played As the camera pans across the room we hear a conversation
WOMAN Thank you
MAN Youre very welcome Cheers
The MAN and the WOMAN are sitting at the bar
WOMAN So what do you do for a living
MAN I work for the government I am based out at Nevada actually Im just here in town on business My job uh kind of cloak and dagger you might say It involves National security
WOMAN Really Well I can keep a secret
MAN Thats what I love to hear
The MAN puts his hands behind his back and pulls off his wedding ring and slips it into his trouser pocket We now see that the man is MORRIS FLETCHER
MORRIS FLETCHER How shall I put this You ever see the movie Men In Black
WOMAN Mmmm
MORRIS FLETCHER Well guess who Tommy Lee Jones character was based on
The WOMAN looks surprised
MORRIS FLETCHER Loosely
Now the WOMAN looks impressed
WOMAN Wow
MORRIS FLETCHER grinning Yeah But it isnt all you know gives a spooky whistle It can get lonely too
The WOMAN looks sympathetic
MORRIS FLETCHER What you say I pay up and we find a place not so loud
The WOMAN nods As MORRIS FLETCHER pulls out his wallet to pay his wedding ring drops on to the bar counter with a tinkle The WOMAN sees this and is not pleased She gets to her feet
WOMAN Excuse me
The WOMAN walks off MORRIS FLETCHER sighs
SCENE 2
Cut to outside Night MORRIS FLETCHER walks to his car As he goes to unlock the door a bright light shines down from the sky A sudden wind springs up MORRIS FLETCHER shields his eyes as he tries to look at the light The light descends towards him
SCENE 3
Cut to an interior room Its just like when Mulder was being tortured by the aliens Through the window we can see the moon seemingly very near MORRIS FLETCHER is strapped into the same chair as Mulder was but his hands are free He appears to be waking up
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh man
He begins to realise where he is
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh Hello Hello
He cant move his head as his face is held just as Mulders was
MORRIS FLETCHER Can we talk about this
He sees an ALIEN moving towards him Its pale grey and small but with round black eyes and a humanoid nose and mouth It doesnt appear to be walking rather gliding noiselessly towards MORRIS FLETCHER
MORRIS FLETCHER Alright alright Im MIB Majestic 12 We play for the same team
The ALIEN produces an instrument
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh no not the nose thing I hate the nose the thing
The ALIEN moves the instrument very close to MORRIS FLETCHER nose
MORRIS FLETCHER Just tell me what
ALIEN You have information
THE ALIENS VOICE IS HIGHPITCHED ROBOTIC THINK soprano Dalek
MORRIS FLETCHER Hell yeah yes I do What do you want to know
ALIEN What is Maharon
MORRIS FLETCHER hesitates so the ALIEN threatens him again with the nose thing
MORRIS FLETCHER OK OK OK OK Maharon thats our code name for technology we borrowed from you and I want to stress the word borrowed because we really do play for the same team Its your photon aggregate technology Your weapons system We took it off the Roswell ship Took us 50 years but we finally figured out how it works But hey you know what Im not a hardware guy
ALIEN Tell us everything
The ALIEN threatens the nose thing again
MORRIS FLETCHER Aaaaargh
SCENE 4
Cut to road night The VW speeding along Morris Fletcher scream changes to a yeehaw as inside the VW FROHIKE takes off the alien mask He is grinning JIMMY is yeehawing
JIMMY We rock We are the champions
BYERS driving What a coup What a scoop
FROHIKE An honesttogod Man In Black Its unheard of
LANGLY That Morris Fletcher was totally fooled Its amazing how much fun you can have with a couple of ccs of Pentathol and a Halloween mask
JIMMY We never even had to use this
JIMMY holds up what is best described as a vibrating sigmoidscope
Suddenly theres a bright light and BYERS tries to shield his eyes
BYERS Woah guys
The VW screeches to a halt In front of them are military vehicles and armed soldiers Another military vehicle pulls in behind the VW The soldiers run to the VW pointing their guns at the guys who raise their hands
Fade to opening credits
OPENING CREDITS OPENING CREDITS OPENING CREDITS OPENING CREDITS OPENING CREDITS
SCENE 5
The GUNMEN are outside the VW being pushed down to kneel on the road their hands raised Another vehicle arrives The driver gets out its MORRIS FLETCHER
MORRIS FLETCHER Hello again Remember me
He walks past them to the OFFICER in charge
OFFICER What shall we do with the prisoners
MORRIS FLETCHER Um What do you suggest guys
FROHIKE Let us go
MORRIS FLETCHER Well yes I guess I could do that laughs then turns to the OFFICER No shoot em all in the head
MORRIS FLETCHER walks away
LANGLY Woah woah woah
BYERS You cant do that
OFFICER Ready
SOLDIERS stand behind the GUYS
OFFICER Aim
MORRIS FLETCHER turns back
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh I almost forgot
The OFFICER raises his hand the other SOLDIERS lower their weapons
MORRIS FLETCHER How did you four maniacs know where to find me
JIMMY Why should we tell you if you are just going to kill us
MORRIS FLETCHER Fine Be that way
He turns away again
OFFICER Ready
The SOLDIERS ready their guns
OFFICER Aim
LANGLY OK OK we got an email
FROHIKE They told us your name who you were what hotel you were staying at
MORRIS FLETCHER And who sent the email
BYERS We cant be sure It was anonymous
LANGLY We backtraced it and we got a domain name off some military server Romeo 61
This clearly means something to MORRIS FLETCHER He shakes his head at the OFFICER The SOLDIERS push the GUYS over on their faces and walk back to their vehicles MORRIS FLETCHER drives away The GUYS watch him go then turn to see the military drive off
FROHIKE What the hell did we say
SCENE 6
Cut to TLG HQ KIMMY is there yawning working at a computer LANGLY and FROHIKE sit either side of him BYERS standing behind JIMMY is sitting a little way off
KIMMY You crack babies woke me up from one killer dream and I aint talking about the dry kind
The GUYS look disapproving
KIMMY Jessica Alba
BYERS We will make it up to you Kimmy Somehow Just find us Romeo 61
LANGLY If you even can
KIMMY Oh haha I tell you what Langly I was actually going to make this seem hard so you wouldnt break down crying in front of your sorority sisters but it looks like grasshopper is in need of a little lesson in humility Doh
KIMMY hits a key and the screen shows Department of Defence Secure Document Server The contents of this server are Classified Military Access Only Secure Login Required
KIMMY Try and snatch that pebble All right what service branch is it in Army Navy Cub Scouts what
BYERS Try the Air Force Area 51
KIMMY To JIMMY Hey lurch Howsabout you trot out and get me a java grande
JIMMY Howsabout I trot over and smack you across the head
KIMMY Okaaaay
FROHIKE smirks
KIMMY The big guy has a temper Nada on the Air Force Byers Anyway I need a department otherwise we are talking a needle in a fivesided haystack
LANGLY The Pentagons email server Maybe if you can crack the server you can trace the root name back to the department it came from
KIMMY I have taught you much grasshopper Soon it will be your time to wander the earth
KIMMY works some more on the computer It shows user found Romeo 61 but not much information Department NA Command NA File Access Ref No 53421
KIMMY Theres no department
BYERS Open the file
KIMMY does and the screen shows a list of dates and place names They all scrutinise the data
FROHIKE What is all this
JIMMY Atlanta 72796 That was the summer of the Olympics
BYERS searching on a computer Atlanta 72796 The date of the Centennial Olympic Park bombing Alaska 32489 the wreck of the Exxon Valdez in Prince William Sound Harrisburg 32879 Three Mile Island All indicated as operations all successful Guys
FROHIKE This cant be what it looks like
BYERS Lockerbie Scotland in 88 The Marine Barracks bombing in Lebanon in 83 Romeo 61 whatever it is is it conceivable one group of terrorists is responsible for all these acts
LANGLY But they all cant be terrorist attacks I mean Three Mile Island Exxon Valdez werent thinks Oh man
JIMMY But guys what kind of a terrorist works out of the Pentagon
BYERS Government sanctioned ones
FROHIKE Like Kimmy says one that doesnt appear in the chain of command
KIMMY Yo I never said anything Okay Cause cause I was not here
He goes to leave but BYERS grabs his arm
LANGLY Kimmy
KIMMY Look I never met any of you guys Okay
BYERS You have to help us uncover this
LANGLY Wheres your sense of patriotism
KIMMY It gets overruled
KIMMY rushes back to the desk and wipes the keyboard with the end of his Tshirt
KIMMY by my sense of selfpreservation And yours should too Seriously Arrivederci baby
KIMMY leaves
FROHIKE These operations go back decades This outfit must have been around since Oh my god Dallas November 22nd 1963
BYERS JFK The assassination
LANGLY It cant be Can it
FROHIKE Where do we start
JIMMY Maybe we shouldnt Maybe Kimmys right If all thats true you got to know the people behind it arent going to let us get away with writing a story about it
LANGLY JFK You understand This is the holy grail this is why we called the paper The Lone Gunman not because of hunting and fishing I mean you understand that dont you
JIMMY Yeah I understand that Langly
FROHIKE Where do we start This is just a list there is no proof here
BYERS Who else knows about Romeo 61
Fade to black
SCENE 7
Cut to a hand swirling a glass of whisky and ice We see its MORRIS FLETCHER in a bar talking to another Woman
MORRIS FLETCHER Yeah it can get lonely out there in that desert at night Looking up at all those stars it makes me think Im not going to be here forever Id better seize the moment Carpe diem
The WOMAN laughs
SECOND WOMAN I love the way French sounds
MORRIS FLETCHER Yeah French Greek that whole region What say I pay up and we find some place not so loud
SCENE 8
Cut to hotel room MORRIS FLETCHER and the Woman enter Theres a bottle of champagne in a cooler
SECOND WOMAN Wow This is so nice
MORRIS FLETCHER Well its even nicer with champagne Oh were missing glasses
FROHIKE enters the room wearing a bathrobe he is holding three glasses
FROHIKE Hello lover Oh my what a tasty young morsel youve brought me
SECOND WOMAN Whoa guys This is so not my scene
She runs for the door
FROHIKE Oh
MORRIS FLETCHER follows the Woman
MORRIS FLETCHER Wait wait wait wait wait wait Whats your name again
But the WOMAN has left MORRIS FLETCHER turns to glare at FROHIKE
MORRIS FLETCHER You son of a
The rest of the LONE GUNMEN appear
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh youve seen the last of Mr Nice Guy I really am going to have you shot in the head
BYERS We dont think so Were betting that you need us
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh and whys that
FROHIKE Romeo 61
BYERS Youre scared of it arent you It them whatever pronoun best applies
LANGLY You know theyre stone killers For some reason they put us on your trail
FROHIKE We want to know why Were sure you do too
BYERS Mr Fletcher I believe we can be helpful Were journalists
MORRIS FLETCHER I know who you are You put out The Lone Gunman Its absolutely hilarious Guys its why I let you live It would have been like killing the staff of Mad Magazine
LANGLY We tell the stories others refuse to tell
MORRIS FLETCHER Yeah thats one way to put it
BYERS Sorry to waste your time
The GUNMEN go to leave
MORRIS FLETCHER All right
MORRIS FLETCHER is serious now
MORRIS FLETCHER All right
SCENE 9
Cut to street scene Night JIMMY is standing waiting YVES drives up
JIMMY Thanks for coming Yves
YVES Jimmy Im in a rush
JIMMY Im sorry to bother you but its the guys You know how youre always joking about them being in over their heads
YVES I never mean it as a joke
JIMMY Well this one time I agree with you Theyre looking into this secret group of government assassins terrorists supposedly they had something to do with JFK Not the movie the actual guy Right now theyre talking to this secret government agent you know men in black Again not the movie but
YVES An actual guy
JIMMY Im worried what might happen
YVES I was afraid of this Jimmy you are the smartest of the four Dont let them go through with it get them off the story
JIMMY I tried they wont listen to me Thats why I need your help
YVES Im sorry Jimmy I cant
YVES drives off
SCENE 10
Cut to another glass of whisky and ice
MORRIS FLETCHER Romeo 61 Its sort of a bogeyman story for guys in my line of work Nobody knows who they are or what their mission is They kill torture steal do god knows what Maybe theyre just about causing chaos or turning a profit either way they are a seriously scary bunch But Ive got bigger problems
BYERS Such as
MORRIS FLETCHER Well theres this big meeting on Friday and Im supposed to present this information Never mind what or to whom its not important
FROHIKE The Maharon Project
MORRIS FLETCHER Anyway it got stolen and when I show up without it Im dead Not fired dead I cant go to the people I work with and theres no way I can find this woman
BYERS What woman
MORRIS FLETCHER The one who ripped me off A real two knuckler Just He puts two knuckles between his teeth Exotic tall brunette talked like Elizabeth Hurley
LANGLY What was her name
MORRIS FLETCHER It doesnt matter It was a fake I had it checked out
The GUNMEN look at him waiting for an answer
MORRIS FLETCHER Darva Loye Welshe
LANGLY grabs a pen and notepad and starts writing
MORRIS FLETCHER What
BYERS Go on tell us what happened
MORRIS FLETCHER Two nights ago Im sitting in the bar downstairs just minding my own business
SCENE 11
Flash cut to MORRIS FLETCHER in the bar talking to a WOMAN with long blonde hair
MORRIS FLETCHER So I said Lesbian I thought you said Lebanese
The BLONDE WOMAN slaps MORRIS FLETCHER across the face and leaves MORRIS FLETCHER is stunned for a moment then sees another woman YVES walking up to the bar
MORRIS FLETCHER VO And then she showed up
MORRIS FLETCHER watches YVES as she approaches the bar and sits down
MORRIS FLETCHER VO My god I mean this gorgeous gorgeous woman and here she comes sitting down right next to me
Actually YVES is sitting some way away from him MORRIS FLETCHER takes a swig of his drink and then rushes round to where YVES is sitting ANOTHER MAN has approached the bar and looks as if hes about to talk to YVES but MORRIS FLETCHER sits in between them and grins at the MAN He turns and smiles at YVES
MORRIS FLETCHER to Yves Evening
YVES smiles at him
MORRIS FLETCHER VO One thing led to another You know I laid on the old charm
MORRIS FLETCHER picks up a peanut from a jar
MORRIS FLETCHER to Yves and by this time its swollen to the size of a Texas grapefruit
MORRIS FLETCHER laughs and throws the peanut into the air and catches it in his mouth YVES is looking very unamused
SCENE 12
Cut to MORRIS FLETCHER and YVES in Morris Fletcher hotel room
MORRIS FLETCHER VO And the next thing I knew
He kisses YVES on the neck
MORRIS FLETCHER VO I should have seen it coming the whole thing was a setup
MORRIS FLETCHER draws back from YVES looking puzzled then collapses to the floor unconscious YVES unpeels some artificial skin from her neck She goes over to a wall safe and using an electronic device to give her the safes combination she opens the safe and removes a computer disk
SCENE 13
Flash cut back to MORRIS FLETCHER with the GUNMEN in his hotel room
LANGLY Darva Loye Welshe You spell it with a couple of extra Es you get Lee Harvey Oswald or Yves Adele Harlow
MORRIS FLETCHER Wait you know this woman
FROHIKE Weve had dealings with her
BYERS But what does this have to do with Romeo 61
MORRIS FLETCHER Boys Dont you get it She rips me off then she emails you pause Romeo 61 shes a member
The LONE GUNMEN look astounded
Fade to black
SCENE 14
Back at the Gunmens HQ MORRIS FLETCHER is there with them
LANGLY I mean what do we really know about Yves Next to nothing
BYERS is on the phone
MORRIS FLETCHER to Byers Any luck
BYERS Not only is she not answering her cell phone but apparently she just cancelled the account
MORRIS FLETCHER I thought you guys were hackers Trace her billing address
LANGLY We tried that the day she gave us the number Somehow she figured a way to bill it to the offices of Martha Stewart Living
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh shes good shes very good
JIMMY Whats he doing here
FROHIKE Hey relax man
JIMMY Guys please get off this story If you wont listen to me listen to Yves
MORRIS FLETCHER What about Yves
JIMMY She said stay away from it
LANGLY You told her about it Einstein here told her about it Of course shes going to stay away if shes part of Romeo 61
JIMMY Part of Romeo 61 Who in the hell told you that
BYERS Jimmy Yves is the only connection we have between data stolen from Mr Fletcher and the email we received informing us of it
JIMMY So that makes her some kind of government killer Have you even seen her kill anybody
LANGLY The only thing Ive ever seen her do is protect her own interests All those secrets she keeps why
JIMMY Shes a very private person
MORRIS FLETCHER laughs
LANGLY You dont even know her real name And whats with that anagram Lee Harvey Oswald Could someone please explain what thats supposed to signify
JIMMY Youre wrong about her Langly
SCENE 15
Cut to laptop showing voice synthesizing software A call is made to an answering machine A typed message on the laptop is being scanned and translated into speech using Frohikes voice
MULDERS VOICE answering machine You can leave me a message after the beep
FROHIKE Hey man Me and the boys have come across something youll find very tasty I cant tell you over the phone but call me so we can meet some place out of the way of prying eyes if you catch my drift You can reach me at 240 555 0106 Later
Its YVES who is sending the message
Cut to the hotel bar BYERS is showing a photograph of Yves to the BARTENDER
JIMMY Youre not going to find her if she doesnt want to be found
MORRIS FLETCHER The valet remembered her from the night she ripped me off
FROHIKE They pulled her silver BMW out of the lot at 1026 She headed north on Wisconsin
The GUNMEN and MORRIS FLETCHER leave the bar JIMMY is looking disconsolate
SCENE 16
Cut to street day FROHIKE leaves the VW and goes up to an ATM inserts a card attached by a cable to a cellphone and taps keys on the cellphone
FROHIKE Here it comes
LANGLY is working on the computer which shows shots from the ATMs security camera
LANGLY Big left onto O Street
The VW moves to O Street More security camera stills
LANGLY A right on 35th
Checking another camera leads them to Reservoir Road
LANGLY Got her Bishop Place
SCENE 17
Cut to hotel room with Do No Disturb sign on the door LANGLY knocks on the door
FROHIKE Nobodys home
FROHIKE starts breaking the electronic lock
JIMMY Oh come on dont do that
LANGLY We didnt spend four hours tracking her here for nothing
MORRIS FLETCHER Thats right Poindexter Im going to get my computer disk back
FROHIKE There we go
FROHIKE opens the door
LANGLY Hold up Booby traps
Holding the door ajar LANGLY spots a horizontal wire low down
LANGLY Way ahead of you Spiderlady
He cuts the wire opens the door steps in and gets hit in the face with bright blue security dye MORRIS FLETCHER finds this hilarious
A drawer is opened revealing a lacy seethrough brassiere FROHIKE holds it up JIMMY exasperated pulls it away from him
FROHIKE Hey Im working here
JIMMY How would you like it if I went through your underwear
LANGLY enters the room with a towel to his face
BYERS Did the dye come off
LANGLY Dont even
He removes the towel and hes still very blue He starts searching a chest of drawers by tossing clothing from it over his shoulders and onto the floor
JIMMY Langly Guys what are we doing here
BYERS Getting to the truth Jimmy Like I said before
JIMMY The truth about what This whole thing has gone from JFK to Romeo 61 and secret assassins to us rummaging through a womans underwear
FROHIKE actually looks a little ashamed
MORRIS FLETCHER Well this guys a broken record What do you keep him around for You got a lot of hardtoopen jars
JIMMY Were looking for the truth and were doing it with a man that shouts lies for a living
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh
JIMMY Im really not feeling good about this
LANGLY Then leave why dont you Just shut the hell up and leave
BYERS Langly
FROHIKE Come on buddy The kid doesnt know any better
JIMMY I do know one thing you three arent as smart as I thought
JIMMY leaves
BYERS Jimmy Come on
MORRIS FLETCHER Guys can we get back to work here see if we can find my stolen disk Huh please
LANGLY Uh huh
He has found a document taped under a drawer
MORRIS FLETCHER What is it
LANGLY Concerned Financial
BYERS Its an opening receipt No account owners name just a number
FROHIKE Yesterdays date Yves just opened up a Swiss bank account Check out the opening deposit
MORRIS FLETCHER 1013 million from Fenix Atlantic Corporation Who the hell is that
LANGLY It may be another name for Romeo 61
BYERS Either way Im guessing these are the people who have your disk
SCENE 18
SMITHSONIAN INSTITUTION
ANCIENT ARTIFACTS DEPARTMENT
Racks of shelving people working at desks YVES walks through to a counter and rings the bell attracting the attention of whitehaired CLERK is working at a desk behind the counter
CLERK May I help you
YVES Yes Im researching Etruscan pottery I understand you have a new acquisition
CLERK We do Its in the back
The CLERK and YVES go into the back room
CLERK This is a pleasant surprise You are here to sell arent you Word is out about your new acquisition
YVES Word does seem to travel
CLERK I must say Im rather cross at you I feel left out of a large number of opportunities the Octium IV chip the water powered car none of these items ever made it to market Strange
YVES Who have you told about me
The CLERK is silent
YVES whispers threatening Who have you told
CLERK Theres a dozen potential witnesses right outside the door Youd be seen
YVES I dont care Do they know where I am
SCENE 19
Cut to YVES reentering the main office As she walks through it a SHARPLY DRESSED MAN steps out from behind a rack of shelving and watches her leave
SCENE 20
GUNMEN HQ JIMMY is putting his things into a bag He is alerted by an Incoming Mail message on a monitor He opens it The heading is
ORIGINAL MESSAGE FROM Fox2002
JIMMY reading Boys Couldnt reach you at your phone number just now Cant make 9 How about 10 oclock at the parking deck 14th and K
JIMMY is confused
JIMMY What Whos this from Fox What Fox do I know thinks Oh man Yves
SCENE 21
FENIX ATLANTIC CORPORATION
WASHINGTON DC
827 PM
Night The VW is parked in the road outside a factory The periscope rotates and a monitor shows the view a chain link fence with industrialtype buildings behind
FROHIKE This is where Romeo 61 hangs Theyve got one ugly club house
LANGLY looking at drawings on a screen Weve got floor plans weve got security systems Man oh man this is heavy duty stuff
FROHIKE What is that
LANGLY Its a vault Data storage In the pit of the building sixteen floors down Massive
FROHIKE What the hell kind of data do they store down there anyway
MORRIS FLETCHER Hey dont look at me this is your town
LANGLY Guys I think were sitting on the mother lode here
BYERS Romeo 61 JFK who knows maybe every answer weve ever dreamed of recovering
MORRIS FLETCHER to Langly You know maybe the boys wouldnt treat you like such a tramp if youd wear less makeup
LANGLY That just gets funnier and funnier Keep it up
MORRIS FLETCHER in a fake Scottish accent Aye Braveheart and you will lead us to victory over the English dogs
LANGLY And you can blow my bagpipe pal
BYERS Mr Fletcher were supposed to be working together
MORRIS FLETCHER I know I know but this is pointless Im a dead man I should be using these last hours constructively drinking at the bar and juggling blonde triplets No offence fellows but theres no way youre getting in there
FROHIKE How about it
LANGLY Its tricky Theyve got a wicked access system based on facial recognition If your face doesnt match one in their database they lock you in
BYERS Can you crack the database add our photos to it
LANGLY Negatory Its built as a ROM file Itd be like changing Moses stone tablets
MORRIS FLETCHER Thats what Im saying And even then how would blue boy pass with his complexion
FROHIKE Hes right With that shade of blue the scanner would probably read your face as invisible Like the chromakey they use behind the TV weather map
BYERS Chromakey Thats the answer
SCENE 22
14TH K STREETS
916 PM
YVES is waiting in the underground car park She checks her watch looking worried A car arrives As she watches the car drive past its headlights sweep across another car illuminating the driver She quickly gets into her car and drives off The mystery car follows but is temporarily slowed by a third car driven by JIMMY
JIMMY shouts to the mystery car Little thing called speed limit buddy
YVES drives through the streets the mystery car following her She turns into an alley the other car follows and stops behind Yves parked car Theres no sign of Yves Then she taps on the window of the mystery mans car with her gun She shoots out the front tyre then taps on the window again The man winds the window down and Yves pushes the gun barrel up against his neck Its the man who was watching her in the Smithsonian Institution
SHARPLY DRESSED MAN Im not armed
YVES You should be
SHARPLY DRESSED MAN I have a message for you People that you care about may die tonight
YVES Theres no one I care about
He hands her a copy of The Lone Gunman
SHARPLY DRESSED MAN Its up to you If you come with me now theyll be safe Perhaps we could take your car
She shoots out his rear tyre gets back in her car and leaves
SCENE 23
Cut to VW LANGLYS face is entirely blue now and several small pink dots have been applied to it
BYERS There we are that should do it Number fifteen
MORRIS FLETCHER Now what exactly does this do Aside from making sure he never gets laid again
LANGLY Ah bite me Fletcher
MORRIS FLETCHER Maybe You taste like blueberries
BYERS Guys Facial recognition works by scanning the shape of each face and measuring a sampling of its prominent features
LANGLY Fifteen sampling points with this system
BYERS So if Langlys face is chromakey blue and hence invisible to the scanner all the machine picks up are these fifteen pink dots which correspond to the exact sampling points of one Walter Belofsky whom we pulled off the Fenix Atlantic database
The monitor shows the face of Frank Spotnitz with corresponding dots
LANGLY And presto Im in like Flynn
MORRIS FLETCHER You guys never went to your high school prom did you
The VW door opens and FROHIKE climbs in
FROHIKE The gate and the outer door are standard keypad entry Plain vanilla stuff Coming Skizics
He offers to paint MORRIS FLETCHER blue
MORRIS FLETCHER Oh no thanks I think Ill sit this one out
BYERS Suit yourself
FROHIKE starts painting BYERS face
SCENE 24
1006 PM
JIMMY is sat in his car in the carpark He gets out
JIMMY Yves Yves Approaches a pillar Yves
MULDER walks past on the other side of the pillar looking for someone Hes startled by JIMMYS presence then suspicious
MULDER Hey
JIMMY Hey
MULDER walks past JIMMY as TXF theme tune plays stops and puts his hands in his pockets They both stand there a few feet apart TXF theme again
MULDER You wouldnt happen to know a guy named Frohike would you
JIMMY Frohike Yeah I live with him I mean I used to
MULDER Was that a kind of a May to December thing
JIMMY What about Frohike
MULDER Im supposed to meet him here
JIMMY Yeah You wouldnt happen to know a woman named Yves would you
MULDER No Youre supposed to meet her here too
JIMMY What are the chances of that Unless maybe youre talking about some other Frohike
MULDER The Frohike I know Im hoping hes the only one My names Mulder by the way
JIMMY Jimmy pause Mulder Youre that FBI agent the guys are always solving the crimes for Youre the one that says he was abducted by aliens
MULDER I was abducted
JIMMY Wow Did they probe you Did they use the nose thing on you Or the big one
MULDER Jimmy lets put our heads together and see if we cant figure this thing out
SCENE 25
Cut to three figures outside the chain link fence at Fenixs building
LANGLY Bingo Were in
FROHIKE Told you Plain vanilla
SCENE 26
In the VW MORRIS FLETCHER is making a call on his cellphone
SHARPLY DRESSED MAN answering Hello
MORRIS FLETCHER Hows it going
SHARPLY DRESSED MAN As expected Your end
MORRIS FLETCHER Hold on a second shouts to the Lone Gunmen Right on guys Let your freak flag fly to Sharply Dressed Man Three blue mice headed for the cheese
The SHARPLY DRESSED MAN smiles
The LONE GUNMEN move off into the complex as the gate closes again
Fade to black
SCENE 27
GUNMEN HQ The door opens and KIMMY is standing there
KIMMY This is kidnapping
JIMMY pushes KIMMY in the room
JIMMY Yeah I know Im real sorry
KIMMY I thought Id made myself abundantly clear I plan to keep on breathing I dont care how big a doo pile your little Mongoloid girl scout troop has burrowed itself into youve got no right to involve me in this
JIMMY Its true I dont
KIMMY Exactly So bye bye
He heads for the door but JIMMY grabs him by the ear
KIMMY Ow Hurting Hurting Hurting Hurting
JIMMY slams the door shut and leads KIMMY over to a computer
JIMMY I have no right but that doesnt mean youre not going to help me Understand
KIMMY All right Lay it out for me already
JIMMY I ran into this FBI agent he thought he was meeting Frohike who was going to give him secret information Only Frohike never showed up This agent he gave me a phone number for a Frohike that Id never seen before Its disconnected I need you to run it down for me
KIMMY Using me to trace phone numbers Its like watching Michael Jordan play chequers
KIMMY does a very quick trace on the computer
KIMMY Martha Stewart Living thats who it bills to
JIMMY Its Yves
KIMMY Yves Harlow
JIMMY She was going to meet with Mulder She was going to give him the disk she took from Morris Fletcher
YVES somehow is there although there was no sound of the door opening or closing
YVES You are the smartest of the four She hands the disk to Jimmy See that it gets to Agent Mulder to Kimmy Move
KIMMY Whatever
He stands up and YVES takes his place at the computer
YVES I assume neither of you knows the whereabouts of Byers Langly or Frohike
She starts using the computer
JIMMY Whats on this Hold up disk The Maharon Project An alien weapon
YVES Nothing so exotic Its a detailed file of alien abductees or rather innocent people whove been brainwashed by the likes of Morris Fletcher Kimmy tries to leave but Jimmy puts him in a head lock Its all there their modus operandi their disinformation I reckon that man Agent Mulder will find it useful
JIMMY What about Romeo 61
YVES What about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny Classic disinformation Jimmy Bait Shiny lures to dangle in front of your three friends Something they couldnt resist
KIMMY and JIMMY exchange looks although its a little uncomfortable for KIMMY who is still in a headlock
SCENE 28
Cut to a door being carefully opened A mirror on a stick is pushed through the opening to check the interior Its FROHIKE LANGLY and BYERS They enter the room and FROHIKE uses a device to unlock the electronic lock to another door This second room is a gateway a glass column rotates until the opening is in front of where BYERS is standing FROHIKE has accessed the computer controls BYERS nods to FROHIKE then enters the gateway The column rotates sealing BYERS in A scanner moves down into front of Byerss face The computer finds a match John Shibans face appears on the screen The scanner moves up and the column rotates further giving BYERS access to the area beyond He looks back and LANGLY gives the thumbsup sign to him
SCENE 29
Cut back to YVES still in the GUNMEN HQ and who in frustration hits the keyboard
YVES Damn it
KIMMY Are you running a plate trace
YVES Late model Jaguar sedan I need an owners name its not coming up
KIMMY Run the VIN number Let me try something
JIMMY releases KIMMY from the headlock
JIMMY to YVES Morris Fletcher is using the guys as bait to get to you Why What does he want with you
YVES He simply wants his disk back I imagine thats why he got involved Hes working for someone else however someone whos been looking for me for quite some time now
JIMMY Who
YVES All you need to know is that I wont turn myself over to him Which means if we cant track down Byers Frohike and Langly ourselves
JIMMY Theyll kill them
SCENE 30
Cut to computer recognition system FROHIKES face has been scanned and is matched to Vince Gilligan Now LANGLY is being scanned the face is Frank Spotnitz All three GUNMEN are now in the inner area They climb up a couple of steps to an elevator door FROHIKE hits the button
SCENE 31
Cut back to TLG HQ
KIMMY Sorry A whole lot of nothing
JIMMY Think Think Last time I saw the guys they were at your hotel room Maybe theres some clue there
YVES What do you mean my hotel room
JIMMY We er tracked you to your room at the Bishop Place
YVES I dont have a room at the Bishop Place to Kimmy Crack the inhouse server
KIMMY Censured
YVES Whats the room number
JIMMY I think it was the Presidential Suite
YVES has sat down next to KIMMY who is admiring her cleavage
YVES Eyes forward Check the billing file Who rented the room
KIMMY There you go
YVES Fenix Atlantic
SCENE 32
Cut back to the GUNMEN The door opens into a circular elevator shiny metal walls They enter and FROHIKE punches the bottom of about 20 buttons The elevator descends and opens into a room again shiny metal walls with a very large safe which the GUNMEN approach
BYERS Gentlemen this is it I suspect that every answer to every question weve every asked lies behind this door
FROHIKE And all weve got to do is open it
SCENE 33
Cut to street outside Fenix building Yves car draws up YVES JIMMY and KIMMY get out and JIMMY checks the VW
JIMMY Nobodys here Whered they go
YVES Come on She goes over to the gate Theyre probably inside from the looks of things This isnt too promising
JIMMY Okay So Ive got a plan
YVES You do
JIMMY You and Kimmy figure out how to get the doors open and Ill go in by myself Whoevers after you is after you not me
YVES Its a smart plan Jimmy
She kisses him on the check much to his delight then beckons KIMMY over and shoots JIMMY with a knockout gun
KIMMY as JIMMY collapses into his arms What What the hell
YVES Take him home Stay there
KIMMY You are like dangerous lady
YVES Lets hope so
YVES opens the gate and enters the complex
SCENE 34
Cut to TLG trying to open the safe
FROHIKE Come on Come on
BYERS using a computer showing floor plans of the building I dont understand Langly Your schematics clearly showed a different vault door
FROHIKE Yeah one that had a control panel One we actually had a chance of breaking in to
LANGLY It doesnt make any damn sense Its like these stupid schematics are like
FROHIKE Fake The lift is descending Oh crap
The door opens MORRIS FLETCHER the SHARPLY DRESSED MAN and armed SOLDIERS are standing there
MORRIS FLETCHER Hi guys Why so blue sniggers Sorry
The SOLDIERS move in and start handcuffing the GUNMEN More armed soldiers arrive with YVES in handcuffs MORRIS FLETCHER smiles at them all
Fade to black
TO BE CONTINUED
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Pike:
Added the runtime.